“Because you ate my donut.”
submitted by bob
“Because you are a person.”
submitted by Person
“Just because I hate you does not mean I don't wub you ”
submitted by lez
“dafuq is this?”
submitted by tehdude
“I am in the bedroom, taking a... sh-... .poop.”
submitted by Natalie
“MOOOOMMM!”
submitted by Anonymous
“Ean get off of here right MEOW!”
submitted by I am Ean's Mother.
“Why is Ean on this website? that is what i would like to know.”
submitted by Natalie.
“Because you actually think Mrs. Franklin is a great teacher.”
submitted by Ean S.
“ooooooooooohhhh, for the longest time”
submitted by Ean Stanhope EEEEEEEEEEEE